Welcome to Poundtown Dick Keychain
Welcome to Poundtown Dick Keychain
Say it louder with metal.
This Welcome to Poundtown keychain is hand Cast from lightweight aluminum and shaped by hand into a bold, unapologetic penis design. Finished on a durable stainless steel split keyring, it's made to survive daily use while delivering maximum filthy humor.
Each keychain is individually handcrafted, meaning no two are exactly alike, slight variations are part of the charm. Equal parts gag gift, statement piece, and pocket-sized chaos, this keychain is for people who appreciate handmade goods with zero filter.
Perfect for keys, bags, or gifting to someone who laughs first and asks questions never.
Adult humor. NSFW. Not subtle.
Details
- Hand cut aluminum penis charm
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight, durable, and wearable daily
- Handmade, expect minor variations
- Explicit adult language / humor
Great For
- Funny adult gifts
- Bachelorette or bachelor parties
- Valentine's Day gag gifts
- Sex-positive accessories
- People who hate boring keychains
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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