Welcome to Poundtown Dick Keychain
Welcome to Poundtown Dick Keychain
Say it louder with metal.
This Welcome to Poundtown keychain is hand cut from lightweight aluminum and shaped by hand into a bold, unapologetic penis design. Finished on a durable stainless steel split keyring, it’s made to survive daily use while delivering maximum filthy humor.
Each keychain is individually handcrafted, meaning no two are exactly alike — slight variations are part of the charm. Equal parts gag gift, statement piece, and pocket-sized chaos, this keychain is for people who appreciate handmade goods with zero filter.
Perfect for keys, bags, or gifting to someone who laughs first and asks questions never.
Adult humor. NSFW. Not subtle.
Details
- Hand cut aluminum penis charm
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight, durable, and wearable daily
- Handmade — expect minor variations
- Explicit adult language / humor
Great For
- Funny adult gifts
- Bachelorette or bachelor parties
- Valentine’s Day gag gifts
- Sex-positive accessories
- People who hate boring keychains
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Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!
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