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Vaxxed and Waxed Keychain

Vaxxed and Waxed Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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Preventative care, but make it hot.

“Vaxxed and Waxed” is confident, current, and deeply unconcerned with your opinions about it. It’s a cheeky little brag that says you’re responsible, maintained, and not here to debate science or body hair.

Hand cut from aluminum and attached to a stainless steel keyring, this keychain is lightweight, durable, and very comfortable in its choices.

  • Hand cut aluminum keychain
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with big confidence
  • Perfect for keys, bags, or casual oversharing

Healthy. Smooth. Unbothered.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Craftsmanship & Disclaimers

Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!

Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.

Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.

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