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Vaxxed and Waxed Keychain

Vaxxed and Waxed Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Preventative care, but make it hot.

“Vaxxed and Waxed” is confident, current, and deeply unconcerned with your opinions about it. It’s a cheeky little brag that says you’re responsible, maintained, and not here to debate science or body hair.

Hand cut from aluminum and attached to a stainless steel keyring, this keychain is lightweight, durable, and very comfortable in its choices.

  • Hand cut aluminum keychain
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with big confidence
  • Perfect for keys, bags, or casual oversharing

Healthy. Smooth. Unbothered.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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