I Love You for Who You Are But That Dick Sure Is A Bonus Dick Keychain
I Love You for Who You Are But That Dick Sure Is A Bonus Dick Keychain
Romance, but honest.
“I Love You For Who You Are, But That Dick Sure Is a Bonus” is a love letter that refuses to lie. Sentimental at heart, unfiltered in execution, and proudly appreciative.
This hand cut aluminum penis-shaped keychain leans fully into the joke — lightweight, durable, and absolutely committed to oversharing.
- Hand cut aluminum penis keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight, sturdy, and extremely specific
- Perfect for partners, anniversaries, or chaotic gift-giving
Sweet sentiment. Lewd delivery.
Adult humor / NSFW.
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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Bought this for my husband as part of my anniversary gift to him. It’s a fun way to say how much I appreciate all of him and to make him laugh 😂 He proudly displays his keychain and it gets a lot of attention. I love this shop! I met Profound Sass at an event and she is the sweetest person, very easy to chat with which makes me want to purchase from her even more 😁 durable products, funny and bold. You need one!!