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I Know I Have a Vagina, But You Can Suck My Fuckin' Dick Keychain

I Know I Have a Vagina, But You Can Suck My Fuckin' Dick Keychain

$20.00 USD
$20.00 USD
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Gendered expectations have left the chat.

“I Know I Have a Vagina, But You Can Suck My Fuckin’ Dick” is a masterclass in confidence and confrontation. Blunt, empowering, and aggressively uninterested in semantics.

This hand cut aluminum penis-shaped keychain is lightweight, durable, and very clear about where you stand.

  • Hand cut aluminum penis keychain
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with heavyweight energy
  • Perfect for keys, bags, or shutting things down

Inclusive. Hostile. Iconic.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Font may vary based on width selected. Profound Sass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!
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