I Know I Have a Vagina, But You Can Suck My Fuckin' Dick Keychain
I Know I Have a Vagina, But You Can Suck My Fuckin' Dick Keychain
Gendered expectations have left the chat.
“I Know I Have a Vagina, But You Can Suck My Fuckin’ Dick” is a masterclass in confidence and confrontation. Blunt, empowering, and aggressively uninterested in semantics.
This hand cut aluminum penis-shaped keychain is lightweight, durable, and very clear about where you stand.
- Hand cut aluminum penis keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight with heavyweight energy
- Perfect for keys, bags, or shutting things down
Inclusive. Hostile. Iconic.
Adult humor / NSFW.
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