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Spoonful of Sugar Dick Keychain
Spoonful of Sugar Dick Keychain
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Mary Poppins did not sign off on this.
“You Don’t Need a Spoonful of Sugar to Make Me Go Down” flips a wholesome reference into something far less polite — and far more honest.
This hand cut aluminum penis-shaped keychain is lightweight, durable, and unapologetically direct.
- Hand cut aluminum penis keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight with zero pretense
- Perfect for people who appreciate enthusiasm over persuasion
No sweeteners required.
Adult humor / NSFW.
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Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!
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