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Sorry Not Sorry Bottle Opener Keychain

Sorry Not Sorry Bottle Opener Keychain

$20.00 USD
$20.00 USD
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Accountability is optional.

“Sorry Not Sorry” is the official motto of doing what you want and sleeping just fine afterward. Equal parts apology and refusal, this bottle opener is for people who have fully embraced being themselves.

Lightweight aluminum construction makes it easy to carry, hard to ignore, and always ready to assist with celebratory or regret-fueled drinks.

  • Aluminum bottle opener keychain
  • Lightweight, durable design
  • Functional with just enough attitude
  • Perfect for keys, bags, or passive-aggressive gifting

For unapologetic adults who’ve made peace with it.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Font may vary based on width selected. Profound Sass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!
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