Sorry Not Sorry Bottle Opener Keychain
Sorry Not Sorry Bottle Opener Keychain
Accountability is optional.
“Sorry Not Sorry” is the official motto of doing what you want and sleeping just fine afterward. Equal parts apology and refusal, this bottle opener is for people who have fully embraced being themselves.
Lightweight aluminum construction makes it easy to carry, hard to ignore, and always ready to assist with celebratory or regret-fueled drinks.
- Aluminum bottle opener keychain
- Lightweight, durable design
- Functional with just enough attitude
- Perfect for keys, bags, or passive-aggressive gifting
For unapologetic adults who’ve made peace with it.
Adult humor / NSFW.
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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