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Roses are Red, Violets are Sick Dick Keychain

Roses are Red, Violets are Sick Dick Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Sweet poetry meets filthy intent.
This Roses Are Red penis keychain is hand Cast from lightweight aluminum and stamped with the unforgettable phrase:
"Roses are red, violets are sick, I can't wait to get on that dick."

Finished with a durable stainless steel split keyring, this piece is made for everyday carry with maximum shock value. Each keychain is handcrafted one at a time, so slight variations in shape and finish are part of what makes each one unique.

Perfect as a gag gift, party favor, or a bold little accessory for anyone who enjoys dirty humor served handmade.

Adult humor. NSFW. Not for the faint of heart.


Details

  • Hand cut aluminum penis charm
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight and durable for daily use
  • Handmade, no two are exactly alike
  • Explicit adult language / humor

Great For

  • Funny adult gifts
  • Valentine’s Day or anti-Valentine’s Day
  • Bachelorette or bachelor parties
  • Sex-positive accessories
  • People who enjoy offensive poetry

Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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