Roses are Red, Violets are Sick Dick Keychain
Roses are Red, Violets are Sick Dick Keychain
Sweet poetry meets filthy intent.
This Roses Are Red penis keychain is hand Cast from lightweight aluminum and stamped with the unforgettable phrase:
"Roses are red, violets are sick, I can't wait to get on that dick."
Finished with a durable stainless steel split keyring, this piece is made for everyday carry with maximum shock value. Each keychain is handcrafted one at a time, so slight variations in shape and finish are part of what makes each one unique.
Perfect as a gag gift, party favor, or a bold little accessory for anyone who enjoys dirty humor served handmade.
Adult humor. NSFW. Not for the faint of heart.
Details
- Hand cut aluminum penis charm
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight and durable for daily use
- Handmade, no two are exactly alike
- Explicit adult language / humor
Great For
- Funny adult gifts
- Valentineâs Day or anti-Valentineâs Day
- Bachelorette or bachelor parties
- Sex-positive accessories
- People who enjoy offensive poetry
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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