Rise & Shine! Dick Keychain
Rise & Shine! Dick Keychain
A cheerful greeting. An unmistakable shape.
This Rise + Shine! penis keychain is hand Cast from lightweight aluminum and stamped with a phrase that turns morning motivation into adult humor. Finished with a sturdy stainless steel split keyring, it's designed for everyday carry with a wink and a grin.
Each piece is handcrafted one at a time, so no two are exactly alike - subtle variations in shape and finish are part of the handmade charm. Playful, flirty, and proudly inappropriate, this keychain is perfect for anyone who likes their humor served bright and bold.
Adult humor. NSFW. Cheerfully unsubtle.
Details
- Hand cut aluminum penis charm
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight and durable for daily use
- Handmade - expect minor variations
- Adult language / humor
Great For
- Funny adult gifts
- Bachelorette or bachelor parties
- Flirty gag gifts
- Sex-positive accessories
- Morning people with a sense of humor
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Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!
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