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On Your Mark... Keychain

On Your Mark... Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Structured hostility.

“On Your Mark, Get Set, Go Fuck Yourself” adds organization and enthusiasm to telling someone off. Athletic cadence. Competitive spirit. Zero sportsmanship.

Hand cut from aluminum and attached to a stainless steel keyring, this keychain is lightweight, durable, and aggressively motivational.

  • Shown in Brass and Aluminum, only available in aluminum hand cut keychain
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with a strong finish
  • Perfect for keys, bags, or emotional distance

Ready. Set. Boundaries.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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