I Licked It So It's Mine Dick Keychain
I Licked It So It's Mine Dick Keychain
Possession has been established.
“I Licked It So It’s Mine” applies an aggressively childish rule to adult humor, resulting in a statement that is equal parts territorial and ridiculous.
This hand cut aluminum penis-shaped keychain is lightweight, durable, and proudly committed to questionable logic.
- Hand cut aluminum penis keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight with bold ownership energy
- Perfect for sharing, gifting, or claiming dominance over snacks and keys
No refunds. No take-backs.
Adult humor / NSFW.
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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