I Licked It So It's Mine Dick Keychain
I Licked It So It's Mine Dick Keychain
Possession has been established.
“I Licked It So It’s Mine” applies an aggressively childish rule to adult humor, resulting in a statement that is equal parts territorial and ridiculous.
This hand cut aluminum penis-shaped keychain is lightweight, durable, and proudly committed to questionable logic.
- Hand cut aluminum penis keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight with bold ownership energy
- Perfect for sharing, gifting, or claiming dominance over snacks and keys
No refunds. No take-backs.
Adult humor / NSFW.
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