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Let's Smash the Patriarchy Keychain

Let's Smash the Patriarchy Keychain

$20.00 USD
$20.00 USD
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Romance, but make it revolutionary.

“Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Let’s Smash The Patriarchy. Just Me and You.” takes a classic poem and immediately ruins it — in the best way. Equal parts love letter and battle cry.

Hand cut from aluminum and attached to a stainless steel keyring, this keychain is lightweight, durable, and very clear about where you stand.

  • Shown in a hand cut copper keychain, only available in aluminum
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with strong opinions
  • Perfect for keys, bags, or gifting with intent

Soft words. Hard stance.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Font may vary based on width selected. Profound Sass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!
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