Play a Game of Fuck Off Keychain
Play a Game of Fuck Off Keychain
Interactive, but not inviting.
“Why Don’t We Play a Game of Fuck Off? You First.” is for people who are done negotiating boundaries. It’s sarcastic, dismissive, and somehow still playful — if your idea of play involves telling someone to leave you alone.
Cut from aluminum and attached to a stainless steel keyring, this piece is lightweight, durable, and committed to the message.
- Hand cut aluminum keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight with a heavy attitude
- Ideal for keys, bags, or passive-aggressive gifting
Rules are simple. Outcome is clear.
Adult humor / NSFW.
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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