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Play a Game of Fuck Off Keychain

Play a Game of Fuck Off Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Interactive, but not inviting.

“Why Don’t We Play a Game of Fuck Off? You First.” is for people who are done negotiating boundaries. It’s sarcastic, dismissive, and somehow still playful — if your idea of play involves telling someone to leave you alone.

Cut from aluminum and attached to a stainless steel keyring, this piece is lightweight, durable, and committed to the message.

  • Hand cut aluminum keychain
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with a heavy attitude
  • Ideal for keys, bags, or passive-aggressive gifting

Rules are simple. Outcome is clear.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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