It Ain't Gonna Lick Itself Dick Keychain
It Ain't Gonna Lick Itself Dick Keychain
Sometimes things require initiative.
“It Ain’t Gonna Lick Itself” is a blunt reminder that effort matters and nothing happens by accident.
This hand cut aluminum penis-shaped keychain is lightweight, durable, and entirely too confident.
- Hand cut aluminum penis keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight with forward momentum
- Perfect for bold personalities and unapologetic humor
Motivation comes in many forms.
Adult humor / NSFW.
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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