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Hot Mess Express Dino Keychain

Hot Mess Express Dino Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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Same destination. Different mascot.

“Hot Mess Express” gets a prehistoric upgrade with a delightfully derpy dinosaur. Equal parts chaotic and charming.

This hand cut aluminum keychain is lightweight, durable, and impossible to take too seriously.

  • Hand cut aluminum novelty keychain
  • Derpy dinosaur design
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with maximum personality

All aboard.

Craftsmanship & Disclaimers

Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!

Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.

Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.

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