To Have and To Hold Dick Keychain
To Have and To Hold Dick Keychain
Traditional vows. Nontraditional object.
“To Have and To Hold Dick” is romantic commitment with absolutely no filter. Sentimental wording meets juvenile execution — a true love story.
Hand cut from aluminum and mounted on a stainless steel keyring, this lightweight keychain is durable, giftable, and impossible to misinterpret.
- Hand cut aluminum novelty keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight and long-lasting
- Perfect for weddings, anniversaries, or unhinged partners
Forever starts somewhere.
Adult humor / NSFW.
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Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!
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