Have a Good Day - Or Don't Keychain
Have a Good Day - Or Don't Keychain
Radical indifference, but polite about it.
“Have a Good Day, Or Don’t. Nobody Gives a Fuck” is the emotional shrug you wish you could hand out in public. Equal parts customer service voice and internal monologue, it’s calm, blunt, and completely checked out.
Hand cut from aluminum and paired with a stainless steel keyring, this keychain is lightweight, durable, and perfectly aligned with your expectations of the world.
- Hand cut aluminum keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight, durable, and low effort
- Perfect for keys, bags, or silent judgments
Friendly wording. Hostile energy.
Adult humor / NSFW.
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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