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Have a Good Day - Or Don't Keychain

Have a Good Day - Or Don't Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Radical indifference, but polite about it.

“Have a Good Day, Or Don’t. Nobody Gives a Fuck” is the emotional shrug you wish you could hand out in public. Equal parts customer service voice and internal monologue, it’s calm, blunt, and completely checked out.

Hand cut from aluminum and paired with a stainless steel keyring, this keychain is lightweight, durable, and perfectly aligned with your expectations of the world.

  • Hand cut aluminum keychain
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight, durable, and low effort
  • Perfect for keys, bags, or silent judgments

Friendly wording. Hostile energy.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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