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Go Fuck Yourself Fortune Cookie T-Shirt

Go Fuck Yourself Fortune Cookie T-Shirt

$34.00 USD
$34.00 USD
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A sweet little surprise… with a side of spicy. This tee features a small 3" fortune cookie graphic, but instead of the usual wisdom or lucky numbers, the fortune delivers exactly what you wish you could say out loud: “go fuck yourself.”

Made from 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, it’s ultra-soft, lightweight, and perfect for days when you want to keep your sass subtle but lethal.

Details:

  • 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (soft AF and breathable)
  • Unisex fit for effortless wear
  • Professionally DTF printed so your snark lasts wash after wash
  • Pre-shrunk to keep its shape through all your petty adventures

A gentle reminder that sometimes, the best fortune is telling someone exactly where to go.

To preserve the integrity of the design, be sure to wash inside-out, cold, gentle cycle. Hang dry in the shade. Do NOT dry clean or tumble dry.

T-shirts are unisex and regular fit. Crop Tanks are very stretchy and fit like a fitted women's t-shirt. Festival Tanks are women's sizing and flowy, with a slit on each side. Crop Tees are purposely boxy and loose-fitting, women's sizing.

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