100% Gluten Free Dick Keychain
100% Gluten Free Dick Keychain
Certified safe for absolutely no reason.
“100% Gluten Free” applies this very serious dietary label to something that never needed it. Pointless. Reassuring. Hilarious.
This hand cut aluminum penis-shaped keychain is lightweight, durable, and proudly free of wheat, barley, rye, and shame.
- Hand cut aluminum penis keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight with niche reassurance
- Perfect for keys, bags, or dumb inside jokes
Safe for celiacs. Unsafe for manners.
Adult humor / NSFW.
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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