100% Gluten Free Dick Keychain
100% Gluten Free Dick Keychain
Certified safe for absolutely no reason.
“100% Gluten Free” applies this very serious dietary label to something that never needed it. Pointless. Reassuring. Hilarious.
This hand cut aluminum penis-shaped keychain is lightweight, durable, and proudly free of wheat, barley, rye, and shame.
- Hand cut aluminum penis keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight with niche reassurance
- Perfect for keys, bags, or dumb inside jokes
Safe for celiacs. Unsafe for manners.
Adult humor / NSFW.
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