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Fuckalicious Dick Keychain

Fuckalicious Dick Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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Sweet. Bold. Extremely inappropriate.
This Fuckalicious penis keychain is hand Cast from lightweight aluminum and stamped with a single word that says it all. Finished with a durable stainless steel split keyring, it’s built for everyday carry with maximum attitude.

Each piece is handcrafted one at a time, so slight variations in shape and finish are part of the charm. Whether it’s a flirt, a joke, or a full-on vibe, this keychain delivers unapologetic adult humor in a small but mighty package.

Adult humor. NSFW. Zero restraint.


Details

  • Hand cut aluminum penis charm
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight and durable for daily use
  • Handmade — no two are exactly alike
  • Explicit adult language / humor

Great For

  • Funny adult gifts
  • Bachelorette or bachelor parties
  • Sex-positive accessories
  • Flirty gag gifts
  • People who enjoy being extra

Craftsmanship & Disclaimers

Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!

Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.

Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.

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