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Fuck Around and Find Out Keychain

Fuck Around and Find Out Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Actions. Consequences. Accountability.

“Fuck Around and Find Out” has always been about cause and effect — not bravado. Stamped on a coffin-shaped blank, this version leans into boundaries, justice, and the idea that behavior has outcomes.

This isn’t about chest-thumping. It’s about calling out bad faith, bigotry, and bullshit — and refusing to play along.

This hand cut aluminum keychain is lightweight, durable, and unafraid to make the message unmistakable.

  • Hand cut aluminum coffin-shaped keychain
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with decisive intent
  • Perfect for people who believe accountability matters

You were warned. You proceeded anyway.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Craftsmanship & Disclaimers

Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!

Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.

Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.

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