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Fuck Around and Find Out Keychain

Fuck Around and Find Out Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Actions. Consequences. Accountability.

“Fuck Around and Find Out” has always been about cause and effect — not bravado. Stamped on a coffin-shaped blank, this version leans into boundaries, justice, and the idea that behavior has outcomes.

This isn’t about chest-thumping. It’s about calling out bad faith, bigotry, and bullshit — and refusing to play along.

This hand cut aluminum keychain is lightweight, durable, and unafraid to make the message unmistakable.

  • Hand cut aluminum coffin-shaped keychain
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with decisive intent
  • Perfect for people who believe accountability matters

You were warned. You proceeded anyway.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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