Endorphins Make You Happy, So Do Dicks Keychain
Endorphins Make You Happy, So Do Dicks Keychain
Science, but selective.
“Endorphins Make You Happy, So Do Dicks” is a motivational quote that took a hard left. Equal parts biology lesson and personal observation.
Hand cut from aluminum and attached to a stainless steel keyring, this lightweight keychain is durable, cheeky, and unapologetically unserious.
- Hand cut aluminum novelty keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight with questionable logic
- Perfect for keys, bags, or chaotic affirmations
We’re not here to debate methodology.
Adult humor / NSFW.
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