Endorphins Make You Happy, So Do Dicks Keychain
Endorphins Make You Happy, So Do Dicks Keychain
Science, but selective.
“Endorphins Make You Happy, So Do Dicks” is a motivational quote that took a hard left. Equal parts biology lesson and personal observation.
Hand cut from aluminum and attached to a stainless steel keyring, this lightweight keychain is durable, cheeky, and unapologetically unserious.
- Hand cut aluminum novelty keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight with questionable logic
- Perfect for keys, bags, or chaotic affirmations
We’re not here to debate methodology.
Adult humor / NSFW.
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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