Don't Do Stupid Shit Keychain
Don't Do Stupid Shit Keychain
Love, with conditions.
“Don’t Do Stupid Shit” paired with a heart is classic parental wisdom — direct, caring, and delivered without fluff.
This hand cut aluminum keychain is lightweight, durable, and designed to feel like a daily reminder from someone who means well.
- Hand cut aluminum novelty keychain
- Heart accent design
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Available in Mom and Dad versions
Guidance wrapped in affection.
Adult humor / NSFW.
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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