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Don't Do Stupid Shit Keychain

Don't Do Stupid Shit Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Love, with conditions.

“Don’t Do Stupid Shit” paired with a heart is classic parental wisdom — direct, caring, and delivered without fluff.

This hand cut aluminum keychain is lightweight, durable, and designed to feel like a daily reminder from someone who means well.

  • Hand cut aluminum novelty keychain
  • Heart accent design
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Available in Mom and Dad versions

Guidance wrapped in affection.

Adult humor / NSFW.

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Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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