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Don't Do Stupid Shit Bottle Opener Keychain

Don't Do Stupid Shit Bottle Opener Keychain

$20.00 USD
$20.00 USD
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Good advice. Poorly timed.

“Don’t Do Stupid Shit” is the voice of reason you actively ignore — now conveniently attached to your keys. Equal parts warning label and ironic commentary.

Cut from aluminum and made to last, this lightweight bottle opener is perfect for moments when you know better and proceed anyway.

  • Aluminum bottle opener keychain
  • Lightweight and durable
  • Great for keys, cars, or the friend who needs reminders
  • Opens bottles and delivers hindsight

Effectiveness not guaranteed.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Font may vary based on width selected. Profound Sass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!
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