Don't Do Stupid Shit Bottle Opener Keychain
Don't Do Stupid Shit Bottle Opener Keychain
Good advice. Poorly timed.
“Don’t Do Stupid Shit” is the voice of reason you actively ignore — now conveniently attached to your keys. Equal parts warning label and ironic commentary.
Cut from aluminum and made to last, this lightweight bottle opener is perfect for moments when you know better and proceed anyway.
- Aluminum bottle opener keychain
- Lightweight and durable
- Great for keys, cars, or the friend who needs reminders
- Opens bottles and delivers hindsight
Effectiveness not guaranteed.
Adult humor / NSFW.
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