Don't Do Stupid Shit Bottle Opener Keychain
Don't Do Stupid Shit Bottle Opener Keychain
Good advice. Poorly timed.
“Don’t Do Stupid Shit” is the voice of reason you actively ignore — now conveniently attached to your keys. Equal parts warning label and ironic commentary.
Cut from aluminum and made to last, this lightweight bottle opener is perfect for moments when you know better and proceed anyway.
- Aluminum bottle opener keychain
- Lightweight and durable
- Great for keys, cars, or the friend who needs reminders
- Opens bottles and delivers hindsight
Effectiveness not guaranteed.
Adult humor / NSFW.
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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