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Dicks Come and Go, but Bitches Last Forever Dick Keychain

Dicks Come and Go, but Bitches Last Forever Dick Keychain

$20.00 USD
$20.00 USD
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Some bonds are stronger than others.

“Dicks Come and Go, but Bitches Last Forever” is a tribute to loyalty, longevity, and friendships that survive bad decisions. Sentimental, but filthy.

This hand cut aluminum penis-shaped keychain is lightweight, durable, and deeply committed to honoring your ride-or-dies.

  • Hand cut aluminum penis keychain
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with long-term energy
  • Perfect for best friends, soulmates, or chosen family

Temporary pleasures. Permanent people.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Font may vary based on width selected. Profound Sass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!
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