Cheers Bitches! Bottle Opener Keychain
Cheers Bitches! Bottle Opener Keychain
Polite energy, rude delivery.
“Cheers Bitches!” is celebratory without being classy. It’s the verbal equivalent of raising a glass, making eye contact, and choosing chaos anyway. Friendly. Aggressive. Inclusive.
Cut from aluminum and built to actually do its job, this lightweight bottle opener earns its place on your keys by being ready whenever the vibe shifts toward “one more.”
- Aluminum bottle opener keychain
- Lightweight and durable
- Perfect for keys, parties, and group texts in real life
- Opens bottles and announces intentions
Best used loudly and with friends.
Adult humor / NSFW.
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Craftsmanship & Disclaimers
Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!
Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.
Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.
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