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But...Did You Die? Bottle Opener Keychain

But...Did You Die? Bottle Opener Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Perspective is important.

“But… Did You Die?” is for the stories that start with “so anyway” and end with someone insisting it really wasn’t that bad. Equal parts sarcasm and survival trophy, this aluminum bottle opener exists to gently remind everyone that you’re still here — and therefore allowed to laugh about it.

Lightweight but sturdy, it’s cut from aluminum and built to live on your keys, bar cart, or anywhere post-trauma beverages are required.

  • Aluminum bottle opener
  • Lightweight and durable
  • Opens bottles and conversations
  • Ideal for keys, camping gear, or emotionally processing bad decisions

Perfect for dark humor lovers, accident survivors, and anyone who uses sarcasm as a coping mechanism.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Font may vary based on width selected. Profound Sass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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