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Breakups are Hard...but so are other Dicks Dick Keychain

Breakups are Hard...but so are other Dicks Dick Keychain

$20.00 USD
$20.00 USD
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Perspective is everything.

“Breakups are Hard… but so are Other Dicks” is equal parts emotional support and blunt reassurance. Healing isn’t linear, but it is horny.

This hand cut aluminum penis-shaped keychain is lightweight, durable, and here to remind you that endings aren’t the end of the story.

  • Hand cut aluminum penis keychain
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with optimistic energy
  • Perfect for post-breakup glow-ups and fresh starts

Heartbreak fades. Options remain.

Adult humor / NSFW.

Font may vary based on width selected. Profound Sass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!
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