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Bitch, Please Football Bottle Opener Keychain

Bitch, Please Football Bottle Opener Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Dismissive, but prepared.

“Bitch, Please” delivers a classic response with game-day functionality. Short, sharp, and deeply versatile.

This stainless steel football-shaped bottle opener keychain is durable, weighty, and built to handle tailgates, watch parties, and unsolicited opinions.

  • Stainless steel football-shaped bottle opener keychain
  • Durable, heavier feel
  • Integrated bottle opener
  • Perfect for sports fans with attitude

No further discussion needed.

Adult humor.

Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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