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Beard or Saddle? Keychain

Beard or Saddle? Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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Perspective matters.

“I Call It a Beard, She Calls It a SADDLE” is a loving roast delivered in facial-hair form. Bold, playful, and unapologetically cheeky.

This hand cut aluminum beard-shaped keychain is lightweight, durable, and designed for people who can laugh at themselves.

  • Hand cut aluminum beard-shaped keychain
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with partner-approved humor
  • Perfect for beards, banter, and relationships with honesty

Same hair. Different interpretation.

Adult humor.

Craftsmanship & Disclaimers

Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!

Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.

Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.

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