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Battle of Wits Keychain

Battle of Wits Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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A tactical assessment.

“I Was Hoping for a Battle of Wits, but You Appear to Be Unarmed” delivers a clean, devastating read with minimal effort.

This hand cut aluminum keychain is lightweight, durable, and ideal for people who prefer their insults well-crafted.

  • Hand cut aluminum novelty keychain
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight with sharp delivery
  • Perfect for wordsmiths and quiet assassins

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Adult humor.

Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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