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Balls Out! Dick Keychain

Balls Out! Dick Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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Full send. No hesitation.
This Balls Out! penis keychain is hand Cast from lightweight aluminum and stamped with a phrase borrowed from mechanical grit and repurposed as unapologetic adult humor. Finished with a durable stainless steel split keyring, it's made for everyday carry with maximum confidence and zero restraint.

Each piece is handcrafted one at a time, so no two keychains are exactly alike — subtle variations in shape and finish are part of the handmade appeal. Bold, cheeky, and proudly irreverent, this keychain is for people who commit fully… to everything.

Adult humor. NSFW. All in.


Details

  • Hand cut aluminum penis charm
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight and durable for daily use
  • Handmade - expect minor variations
  • Adult language / humor

Great For

  • Funny adult gifts
  • Gag gifts with attitude
  • Bachelorette or bachelor parties
  • Sex-positive accessories
  • People who live life full throttle

Craftsmanship & Disclaimers

Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!

Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.

Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.

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