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Balls Out! Dick Keychain

Balls Out! Dick Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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Full send. No hesitation.
This Balls Out! penis keychain is hand Cast from lightweight aluminum and stamped with a phrase borrowed from mechanical grit and repurposed as unapologetic adult humor. Finished with a durable stainless steel split keyring, it's made for everyday carry with maximum confidence and zero restraint.

Each piece is handcrafted one at a time, so no two keychains are exactly alike — subtle variations in shape and finish are part of the handmade appeal. Bold, cheeky, and proudly irreverent, this keychain is for people who commit fully… to everything.

Adult humor. NSFW. All in.


Details

  • Hand cut aluminum penis charm
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight and durable for daily use
  • Handmade - expect minor variations
  • Adult language / humor

Great For

  • Funny adult gifts
  • Gag gifts with attitude
  • Bachelorette or bachelor parties
  • Sex-positive accessories
  • People who live life full throttle

Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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