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Bags of Tits Keychain

Bags of Tits Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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Equal opportunity chaos.
This Bag of Tits keychain is hand Cast from lightweight aluminum and stamped with a cheeky design featuring a whole bunch of tiny bags of tits. No text, no explanation — just visual comedy doing the heavy lifting.

Finished with a durable stainless steel split keyring, this handmade keychain is built for everyday use and maximum side-eye energy. Each piece is crafted by hand, so slight variations in stamping and finish are part of the charm.

Perfect for sarcastic souls, tit appreciators of all genders, and anyone who enjoys delivering a message without spelling it out.

Adult humor. NSFW. Petty, playful, and proud of it.


Details

  • Hand cut aluminum tag
  • Stamped bag-of-tits design
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight and durable for daily use
  • Handmade — expect minor variations
  • Adult humor

Great For

  • Funny adult gifts
  • Gag gifts with attitude
  • Office survival accessories
  • Sex-positive humor lovers
  • People who enjoy visual jokes

Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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