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Bags of Dicks Keychain

Bags of Dicks Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Sometimes the message needs props.
This Bag of Dicks keychain is hand Cast from lightweight aluminum and stamped with a delightfully literal design: a whole bunch of tiny bags of dicks. No words needed — the visual does all the talking.

Finished with a durable stainless steel split keyring, this handmade keychain is built for everyday carry with maximum attitude. Each piece is crafted by hand, so slight variations in stamping and finish are part of the charm.

Perfect for anyone fluent in sarcasm, boundaries, and sending a message without saying a damn word.

Adult humor. NSFW. Petty, but make it handmade.


Details

  • Hand cut aluminum tag
  • Stamped bag-of-dicks design
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight and durable for daily use
  • Handmade — expect minor variations
  • Adult humor

Great For

  • Funny adult gifts
  • Gag gifts with meaning
  • Office survival accessories
  • Sex-positive humor lovers
  • People who are simply done

Craftsmanship & Disclaimers

Important Details: Font may vary based on the width selected. Profound Sass intermittently retires font styles and launches new ones, so site photos may not perfectly reflect the font on your finished piece. However, the fun phrases always stay the same!

Listing Quantity: Photos may show multiple pieces styled together for display purposes, but each listing is for ONE (1) individual item only.

Our Craftsmanship: Our jewelry items are created once your order is placed. While our original designs were exclusively hand-stamped, many pieces are now precisely engraved using a fiber laser. Because a human hand is involved in our production, your finished item will be entirely unique and may differ slightly from the listing images shown. Please note that our rings remain 100% handmade by me.

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