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Bags of Dicks Keychain

Bags of Dicks Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Sometimes the message needs props.
This Bag of Dicks keychain is hand Cast from lightweight aluminum and stamped with a delightfully literal design: a whole bunch of tiny bags of dicks. No words needed — the visual does all the talking.

Finished with a durable stainless steel split keyring, this handmade keychain is built for everyday carry with maximum attitude. Each piece is crafted by hand, so slight variations in stamping and finish are part of the charm.

Perfect for anyone fluent in sarcasm, boundaries, and sending a message without saying a damn word.

Adult humor. NSFW. Petty, but make it handmade.


Details

  • Hand cut aluminum tag
  • Stamped bag-of-dicks design
  • Stainless steel split keyring
  • Lightweight and durable for daily use
  • Handmade — expect minor variations
  • Adult humor

Great For

  • Funny adult gifts
  • Gag gifts with meaning
  • Office survival accessories
  • Sex-positive humor lovers
  • People who are simply done

Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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