We will be traveling for out of town markets Dec 5-16 and I have yet another arm surgery on December 17th. Orders placed after Dec 4 will be fulfilled eventually, but with ZERO GUARANTEE of holiday delivery.

Welcome to our store

Font preferences cannot be honored at this time, due to surgery recovery time.

Collection: Wall of Dicks

Penis-themed keychains for all your dick-loving (or dick-hating!) needs!

To Have and To Hold Dick Keychain

To Have and To Hold Dick Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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You Put the PENIS in Happiness Dick Keychain

You Put the PENIS in Happiness Dick Keychain

Regular price $20.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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