Collection: Apparel
You asked for sass on shirts—so I said, bet. I started designing my own graphics, had them printed in vibrant ink on transfer film, and I personally heat press every damn one onto buttery-soft fabric (yes, soft as fuck).
I’m doing my best to bring you high-quality pieces made with heart and intention—even if it means cutting into my own profit for your comfort. This is a brand-new adventure for me, so if I mess up, it’s an honest oops—and I’ll always do my best to make it right. 💖
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I am THE Bitch Festival Tank
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Bitch, I Said What I Said Crop Tee
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Offending Some... Crop Tank (RETIRED)
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Go Fuck Yourself Fortune Cookie Festival Tank
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Swearing Always Helps T-Shirt (RETIRED)
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May the Bridges I Burn Light My Way T-Shirt
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Stay Hydrated & Fuck the Patriarchy Crop Tee
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Fuck It T-Shirt
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Stay Hydrated & Fuck the Patriarchy T-Shirt
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I Have Never Insulted... Festival Tank
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Fuck This Shit Crop Tee
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Manifest That Shit T-Shirt (RETIRED)
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May the Bridges I Burn Light My Way Festival Tank
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Poke Me, Bitch Festival Tank
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Fragile Like a Fuckin' Bomb T-Shirt (RETIRED)
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Buy More Plants, Give Less Fucks T-Shirt (RETIRED)
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