Collection: Apparel
You asked for sass on shirts—so I said, bet. I started designing my own graphics, had them printed in vibrant ink on transfer film, and I personally heat press every damn one onto buttery-soft fabric (yes, soft as fuck).
I’m doing my best to bring you high-quality pieces made with heart and intention—even if it means cutting into my own profit for your comfort. This is a brand-new adventure for me, so if I mess up, it’s an honest oops—and I’ll always do my best to make it right. 💖
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Stay Hydrated & Fuck the Patriarchy Crop Tee
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USD -
I Have Never Insulted... Festival Tank
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $34.00 USD -
Salty, Defiant, and Extremely Non-Compliant Festival Tank
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $34.00 USD -
Fuck This Shit Crop Tee
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USD -
Young at Heart T-Shirt
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $34.00 USD -
I Don't Sugarcoat Shit Festival Tank
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $34.00 USD -
*TEMPLATE* Baby Tee
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USD -
Sold outBeing Offended is a Choice Crop Tank
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USDSold out -
Resting Bitch Face? T-Shirt
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $34.00 USD -
STFU/Did I Stutter? T-Shirt
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $34.00 USD -
Sold outPoke Me, Bitch Festival Tank
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $34.00 USDSold out -
Salty, Defiant, and Extremely Non-Compliant Crop Tank
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USD -
Being Offended is a Choice T-Shirt
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $34.00 USD -
Ray of Fucking Sunshine Crop Tee
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USD -
Not for Everyone T-Shirt
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $34.00 USD -
Spicy Nice Hoodie
Regular price From $60.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $60.00 USD