Collection: Apparel
You asked for sass on shirts—so I said, bet. I started designing my own graphics, had them printed in vibrant ink on transfer film, and I personally heat press every damn one onto buttery-soft fabric (yes, soft as fuck).
I’m doing my best to bring you high-quality pieces made with heart and intention—even if it means cutting into my own profit for your comfort. This is a brand-new adventure for me, so if I mess up, it’s an honest oops—and I’ll always do my best to make it right. 💖
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Have a Good Day, or Don't Festival Tank
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Ray of Fucking Sunshine Crop Tee
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USD -
Salty, Defiant, & Extremely Non-Compliant Crop Tee
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USD -
Fuck It Festival Tank
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Dumpster Fire Response Team Festival Tank
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $34.00 USD -
Are We Drunk? Crop Tee
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USD -
Being Offended is a Choice... Crop Tee
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USD -
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I'm Not Mean, I'm Spicy Nice T-Shirt (Charcoal Only)
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$34.00 USDSale price $34.00 USDSold out -
I Am A Fucking Delight T-Shirt (Charcoal Only)
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$34.00 USDSale price $34.00 USDSold out -
Have a Good Day, or Don't Festival Tank (Ash Only)
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$34.00 USDSale price $20.00 USDSold out -
Either the Tables Will Turn... T-Shirt
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$34.00 USDSale price $34.00 USD -
Don't Start No Shit T-Shirt
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$34.00 USDSale price $34.00 USD -
Pet More Dogs, Give Less Fucks Festival Tank
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $34.00 USD -
I Can Explain... Crop Tank
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $36.00 USD -
Go Fuck Yourself Fortune Cookie Festival Tank (Ash Only)
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I Don't Sugarcoat Shit Festival Tank (Ash Only)
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Fuck Them Kids Festival Tank
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$34.00 USDSale price $34.00 USD -
Sold outWell, Shit T-Shirt (Charcoal Only)
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$34.00 USDSale price $34.00 USDSold out -
Ray of Fucking Sunshine T-Shirt (Charcoal Only)
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$34.00 USDSale price $34.00 USDSold out -
I Would Be Less Mean... T-Shirt (Charcoal Only)
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$34.00 USDSale price $34.00 USDSold out -
Have the Day You Deserve T-Shirt (Charcoal Only)
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$34.00 USDSale price $34.00 USDSold out -
Have a Good Day, or Don't. T-Shirt (Charcoal Only)
Regular price $34.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$34.00 USDSale price $34.00 USDSold out -
But Did You Die? Festival Tank (Pine Only)
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$34.00 USDSale price $20.00 USDSold out





