Collection: Apparel
You asked for sass on shirts—so I said, bet. I started designing my own graphics, had them printed in vibrant ink on transfer film, and I personally heat press every damn one onto buttery-soft fabric (yes, soft as fuck).
I’m doing my best to bring you high-quality pieces made with heart and intention—even if it means cutting into my own profit for your comfort. This is a brand-new adventure for me, so if I mess up, it’s an honest oops—and I’ll always do my best to make it right. 💖
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I Don't Need a Mood Ring Festival Tank
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It's Fine Festival Tank
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Fuck All Y'all T-Shirt (RETIRED)
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Fuck This Shit T-Shirt
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Have the Day You Deserve Festival Tank
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Pet More Cats, Give Less Fucks T-Shirt (RETIRED)
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I Don't Sugarcoat Shit T-Shirt
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I'm Not Mean, I'm Spicy Nice Crop Tee
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I Would Be Less Mean... Crop Tee
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Well, Shit Hoodie
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Nothing Epic Happens (Purple) T-Shirt (RETIRED)
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Swearing Always Helps Crop Tank (RETIRED)
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He Who Hath Not a Uterus... Festival Tank
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Never Apologize... Crop Tee
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Offending Some, Delighting Most T-Shirt (RETIRED)
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Have the Day You Deserve Crop Tee
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