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You Put the PENIS in Happiness Dick Keychain
You Put the PENIS in Happiness Dick Keychain
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Science can’t explain it.
“You Put the PENIS in Happiness” is a deeply unserious observation presented as fact. Dumb. Bold. Shockingly convincing.
This hand cut aluminum penis-shaped keychain is lightweight, durable, and fully leaning into joy — however you define it.
- Hand cut aluminum penis keychain
- Stainless steel split keyring
- Lightweight with strong opinions
- Perfect for keys, bags, or chaotic affirmations
Proof that happiness is subjective.
Adult humor / NSFW.
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Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!
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