{"title":"Stickers","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSay it with your laptop. Say it with your water bottle. Say it with the back bumper of your car.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eProfound Sass stickers are made for people who are funny, unbothered, and not here to be polite about it. Every design is a die-cut vinyl sticker that holds up to daily life, so your attitude doesn’t peel off after one wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDie-cut vinyl, 3\" at the longest or widest point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable, long-lasting, and made to be stuck on things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFrom spicy-nice warnings to dog-first life advice, there’s a sticker for every mood and every surface. Stack a few. Gift one to the person who needs it. Slap one on something that has it coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFair warning: some of these have language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy inner bitch for your outer bitch.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"im-not-mean-im-spicy-nice-sticker","title":"I'm Not Mean, I'm Spicy Nice Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNot mean. Spicy nice. There’s a difference, and now you can prove it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis die-cut vinyl sticker pairs bold hot-pink lettering with a little devil chili who knows exactly what he’s doing. Put it on your laptop, water bottle, tumbler, planner, or anything that needs a warning label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" at the longest point, die-cut vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable, long-lasting, and made to be stuck on things.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Profound Sass","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67696282337335,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2275\/3835\/files\/PXL_20261030_171714040.PORTRAIT.ORIGINAL_2.jpg?v=1793381779"},{"product_id":"either-the-tables-will-turn-sticker","title":"Either the Tables Will Turn... Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePatience is a virtue. 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I’m the follow-up.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Profound Sass","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67696284663863,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2275\/3835\/files\/PXL_20261030_171916935.PORTRAIT.ORIGINAL_2.jpg?v=1793381969"},{"product_id":"i-dont-want-to-look-skinny-sticker","title":"I Don't Want to Look Skinny Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eStrong is the goal. Skinny is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis die-cut vinyl sticker is shaped like a boot sole, with the tread doing the talking in bold white lettering on purple. Put it on your water bottle, laptop, or locker, anywhere that needs a reminder of what you’re training for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" at the longest point, die-cut vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable, long-lasting, and made to be stuck on things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFor lifters, runners, fighters, and anyone who’d rather be formidable than fragile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePhoto looks lighter than actual sticker due to shine - it is a dark purple sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Profound Sass","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67696286007351,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2275\/3835\/files\/PXL_20261030_172025536.PORTRAIT.ORIGINAL_2.jpg?v=1793382056"},{"product_id":"if-im-too-difficult-to-swallow-sticker","title":"If I'm Too Difficult to Swallow... 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They just can’t take it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Profound Sass","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67696292724791,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2275\/3835\/files\/PXL_20261030_172134034.PORTRAIT.ORIGINAL_2.jpg?v=1793382366"},{"product_id":"pet-more-dogs-give-less-f-cks-sticker","title":"Pet More Dogs, Give Less F*cks Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe two-step plan for a better life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis die-cut vinyl sticker features a golden pup peeking over the lettering, which is the correct amount of supervision. Put it on your laptop, water bottle, car window, or any surface that could use better priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" at the widest point, die-cut vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable, long-lasting, and made to be stuck on things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePet the dog. Skip the drama. Repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Profound Sass","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67696293707831,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2275\/3835\/files\/PXL_20261030_172410356.PORTRAIT.ORIGINAL_2.jpg?v=1793382400"},{"product_id":"f-ck-them-kids-sticker","title":"F*ck Them Kids Sticker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThree letters. No explanation needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis bold black-and-white sticker spells it out in oversized lettering, with the full phrase tucked into the letters for anyone who looks closely. Put it on your laptop, water bottle, cooler, or anywhere you want to make your position clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" at the widest point, die-cut vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable, long-lasting, and made to be stuck on things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eShort. Loud. 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